High-Five Attempt = Bad Touch!

So the superintendent is celebrating TAKS scores, and he high-fives all the principals. He gets to Mary Helen Lechuga, and she does not raise her hand for the high five. So the super pats her on the head instead. Lechuga "filed a police complaint saying she felt pain and feared what he might do next."
Hmmm... What do YOU think he's do next? The fist bump? Story Link in case you don't believe me.